then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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