Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
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