oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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