Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Tell her she can't have a vagina
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
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