Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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