My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
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