i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
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