On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
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