those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I am mentally ready for anal.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
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