Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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