and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
well you can't waste a boner
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
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