Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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