Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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