i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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