If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Randomize
