end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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