Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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