i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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