I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
It's 6 am and I've spent the last few hours searching for a cork screw or suitable substitute. You had none. Incidentally, I finally opened this bottle of wine, but owe you a new meat sticky thing with those two prongs. Sobriety is not good for me. Or your utensils.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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