we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
she pinky promised me she was 18
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Vodka?
Forever.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
Randomize
