good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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