What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Randomize
