i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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