I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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