Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
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