Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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