Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
wat bout pragnant strippers??
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
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He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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