I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
Randomize
