If I had a nickel for every time I've used a condom, I'd have... two nickels.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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