My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Randomize
