Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
