Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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