apparently the secret to your success is patron
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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