I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
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