What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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