margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
I'm both gender and math confused
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