Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
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