two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
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