Having a random hookup so left but love u
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
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