I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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