Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Betty ford says i'm here all night
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
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