oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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