I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Randomize
