3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
We left the knife in your bed.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
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