We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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