May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
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