Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
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