Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
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