Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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