So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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