do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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