Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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