Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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