you guys were way drunker than both of me
Please, let me fuck your mom
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Randomize
