Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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