All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
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