Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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