We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
